Gabe Newell: "sorry" to PS3 owners

[Mummelmann]

Gabe can have his cake and eat it too. And he did.

Gabe is so obese that he has fat in places where other people don't even have places.

Gabe Newell goes "beep beep beep" when he walks backwards and his jeans have license plates.

The 2004 tsunami was actually just a Newell pool mishap.