I can see it now. You're hammering away at Peach, you've got her on the ropes, when suddenly she graciously offers you a cup of tea. Flattered, you accept, and while you sip away at your piping-hot refreshing beverage she sneaks up behind you and crushes your skull with a turnip.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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