Oh, I fixed it for myself, with remembering.
My computer has a 15 foot HDMI cat 2 1.3c dongle extending from its luminous depths. It is fully capable.
Also, I have discovered a 720 pantheon. It is called: Forward Compatibility, and with it, my Samsung will become sentient.
Did you know Samsung invented 1080p?
Also, the internet, and sexting.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.