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I started with one of the defaults: the small kid on stilts who's carrying fake arms and has a smiley face on a stick coming out of his back, but then I made his stilts white like giant tusks, and covered them in blood, and I redid the smiley to be all mangled and bloody with horns. All the platforms I jump on though? If they're not wangs, they're n00d gurlz lol.



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.