What's the best way to get a girlfriend?

[angrypoolman]

CatFangs806 said:

I guess you're right. If AngryPoolMan finds me, I'll have to face him like a man. I guess girls like that too.

im here now. are you going to tell me my posts are a waste of space? say it to my face

(this should be an easy first step. you have like the entire world backing you)