How about we get an angst-filled Link that could appeal to the Emo crowd? Emo Link. You can make him in his 20s also. He's got his advanced degree in Kill-evilology and just can't find work in Hyrule... until Gannon shows up and gives him a job. Then he becomes a cog in a machine, as is the nature of modern evil.
The entire game would be a post-modern piece, with Link working his way up the corporate ladder, to suddenly then be downsized, as his he then goes and tries to fight the machine. The game would be M-Rate due to its mature themes, including drug use, addiction problems, and sex. Might as well make it completely mature, right? You want a mature Link? You got it!







