Manly Link..... Probably not a good idea after all

[bardicverse]

^^^^ By the very definition of elf, going back through generations, they've always been 2 things -
1 - hairless anywhere below the eyes
2- slim

So, you don't have anything to worry about.

Or do you, as Link isn't an elf, he's a Hylian, and they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes apparently