madskillz on 08 July 2009
| d21lewis said: My girlfriend has been laid off from work for almost three weeks! She's always home!!! I REALLY need to masturbate!!!! Yes, I know I can just have sex with her, but........I've said too much! *leaves thread* |
Just tell her you need some 'Me time.' She'll understand.
OT: I have a friend that's a midget. She says she wants to have a normal life, but won't *get busy.* So she's at this party and gets drunk - and gets hoisted onto the ceiling fan. Before I realize it, she's spinning around on the fan when it breaks and she falls onto the coffee table. It was at my boy's crib, and now, she says since she broke her arm, bruised her hip and got cut on her neck that he should pay for her medical expenses. He says 'Hell to the nah.' What do you think she should do? He took her to small claims court but she found it offensive and won't show up.
Your help is appreciated.
