Jeff Gerstmann reviews The Conduit (40%)

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waron said:

so if i make a review site they will put my score on meta and gamerankings when i will review games like this:
Killzone 2
- subpar to many 2006 pc games and compared to Crysis on my 7000$ pc rig this game looks damn awfull. 4/10
story - well i was takin dump during cutscenes but it's about war and future how many games have that? 5/10
gameplay - well it only took me 2 hours to play through first 5 levels, meh. since i don't care bout online i didn't even tried it cause who cares and this is another game that not only doesn't support wii motion plus, but even wiiremote and nunchuck(not to mention fully customizable controls which is standard in fps games just look at pc games and The Conduit) which are far superior than standard controler. 4/10
presentation - well it's another grey-brown-green game, again and again, and again. 6/10
sound - since i'm deaf i didn't hear anything. 0/10
overall - WORST GAME EVAH. i can't believe ps3 owners are buying crappy games like this 19/50

Hahaha :D

Sorry if you're really deaf.