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Let's face it, everything old sucks.

But the game does have Kevin Sorbeau. (Spelling?) So that could help it with sales. But then it's also an old school style shooter, so I guess it will have terrible sales.

And that will please S.T.A.G.E., who is going to consider this game a failure even if it sold 2 million copies on day one, and was recommended by Oprah.

Also, Pussy Galore. (I just wanted to type that.)



 

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