I would have gone the Colbert route.
Who needs customization? That only means indecisiveness. Pick a side already!
As for the multiplayer, everyone knows you don't play those with friends, which are the only people the Wii allows you to play against. How can you call someone a "@*(^&@$ mother &*@$" when the friends codes mean someone might actually recognize you?
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








