IxisNaugus on 23 June 2009
This is completely ridiculous. If i have just read what is supposedly a review of the Conduit, then Gamepro are the most immature, biased retards i have ever encountered.
I can't speak for the multiplayer because I didn't experience it first-hand
Sorry, what!? He didn't bother with multiplayer, so why is he even reviewing the game? Just read this horrendous piece of work. I see little more than constant jabs at the Wii's hardware and the fact that they believe the Conduit is trying to be the new Goldeneye007 and Perfect Dark. Just look how this pathetic review contradicts IGN's review in almost every regard... story, controls, everything. Who.. who wrote this? I can pull a better review out of my ass.
The graphics are terrible? No, i'm calling total bullshit on this one too, what a fucking lie, the graphics are absolutely brilliant for a Wii game. I have never read such idiocy in a very long time. He also didn't bother to customize the controls and then complains about it! For fuck sake. For. Fuck. Sake. The guy didn't even pay attention to the story at all and then goes on to say how rubbish and confusing it is. How is it such a moronic being is alive in this day and age?
No. Fuck this. This isn't a review, it's total bullshit. The guy does nothing but complain the entire time and then slaps a 3.5/5 on the game? Fuck off. There is contradiction all over this poor piece of work, What sort of fucking lunatic was asked to review this game, i quite honestly have never read a more backward review. Haha... just look at it, it's disgusting, he constantly compared this game to other shooters and consistently takes stabs at the Wii. If this is supposed to be a legitimate review of the Conduit, then my name is Cloud Strife.
How technical is your game?
