Chill out W29. We all know that the author said that. He just quoted your post of the article instead of copy/paste. We are not so dumb.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."