I stopped reading once I got to this line:
Creepy Milo kid, Peter “I lie all the time” Molneaux, and the dude who wears sunglasses inside and was responsible for driving EA Chicago to the ground. What a picture!
Platinums: Red Dead Redemption, Killzone 2, LittleBigPlanet, Terminator Salvation, Uncharted 1, inFamous Second Son, Rocket League