Mario is evil, the facts are revealed!

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Alby_da_Wolf on 15 June 2009

Mario saves the Princess because he wants her to become his sex slave. Master Chief isn't enough anymore for him. Mario, Peach, the Chief and Mushrooms are BDSM to its highest. And they shoot snuff movies with turtles.

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