Orca_Azure on 14 June 2009
| Soriku said: Mario also teaches you about sex. He's a pimp! |
as evil as mario is, he's just not a pimp. Pimps tend to keep their girls- his keeps on getting taken by the real pimp (bowser). This was confirmed in paper mario when bowser uses his star cane- his ultimate pimply weapon- to keep his "woman" locked up in her room.







