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Soriku said:
Mario also teaches you about sex. He's a pimp!

as evil as mario is, he's just not a pimp. Pimps tend to keep their girls- his keeps on getting taken by the real pimp (bowser).  This was confirmed in paper mario when bowser uses his star cane- his ultimate pimply weapon- to keep his "woman" locked up in her room.