The Classic Controller is Incesteous

[volrath50]

SHMUPGurus said:

Yeah, it's also handicapped. Why the heck did they put triggers for L and R? I guess it didn't grow bones there...!

And why is it so sensitive? I guess it doesn't like it too much when you tickle it.

I'm ranting here, but man... try playing Ocarina of Time with that piece of weird uncomfortable and unprecise whiteness!

And this is why they say incest produces screwed up kids.