Millennium on 06 June 2009
DIE, KOJIMA! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS SERIES!
It is not by my hand that I am once again given the director's chair. I was brought here by executives, who wish the fanboys to pay them tribute.
TRIBUTE?! YOU STEAL FRANCHISES' SOULS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!
Perhaps the same could be said of all sequels...
YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL MONOLOGUES ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR WALLET! HI-DEF ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!
What is HD?! A miserable little pile of graphics! But enough talk; have at you!
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
Be the ultimate ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! Poisson Village welcomes new players.
What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
