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OMG the Vitality sensor. In Japan, it might be fun to know how unhealthy and sick you are, but in America, that is NOT a good old time. Maybe they can add a bloodpressure cuff and a blood-glucose monitor, so our Wii can determine the exact second we are going to die.

Wii: Ita me, Mario. You are ugly, obese, and stink. You will die in 4 days.

It's like "Drag me to Hell" the videogame.

I would pay not to have that thing in my house.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.