My Theory as to why the Wii is selling so well

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Avalach21 said:

Well here we will state some facts and make a conclusion based on the facts. (Okay)

Fact 1 - Only Nintendo Fanboys buy the Wii - this is a well known fact (Wha?... That's not a fact.)

Fact 2 - Nintendo Gamecube was 3rd last generation (Yes... that is a fact) - the Gamecube was the worst Nintendo console ever (That one is an opinion) , and it came in last place last generation. (You just said that)

 

Ok there are 2 facts. (Actually it was 2 opinion and 1 fact)  Now we draw conclusions. (Conclusions based on opinions)

 

The Nintendo fanboys all bought gamecubes (Well, not all of them... it was in 3rd) , but it was so bad and they couldn't stand it, (Actually, I thought Gamecube had some really great games, just my opinion. Have you played any?)  they were eagerly waiting until the next Nintendo console came out. (Yes... people always want the newest console, wether its Nintendo, Sony or MS) The only reason that the Wii is selling so well is because the gamecube was so bad (Huh?) . All the Nintendo fans needed a replacement for such a poor system last generation. (What the??? What does that even mean?)  The swift selling of the Wii is only a reflection of how bad its predecessor was. (Because...? why?... What the balls are you talking about?) Once the Wii reaches the exact sales of the gamecube, it will drop off, and the fad will end. (And this is based on your strange conclusions based on opinions)

 

This is only my theory,  (But you said it was based on facts) please don't bash me. (I wasn't gonna, but you make it very difficult not too) I know that this is a revolutionary (...) look at the market (Okay... Am I getting punked?... Where's Ashton?), and it is going to make a lot of you uncomfortable (noooo... whatever do you mean), but please don't let that discomfort turn into flames. (No... these aren't fames... these are opinions)

 

Sorry... could not resist (Fact)