Article fails for saying Mario Party is boring. If you actually have friends in real life, Mario Party is great fun.
The list is kind of unny but far from worst-case-scenario. I'd love new play control Windwaker. Metroid Minigolf could do as a Wiiware/DSiware game. The Dr. Wario thing could be cool, the game would have two versions like Pokemon Red/Blue. If you look at the list optimistically it's far from the worst that could happen.
"Now, a fun game should always be easy to understand - you should be able to take one look at it and know what you have to do straight away. It should be so well constructed that you can tell at a glance what your goal is and, even if you don’t succeed, you’ll blame yourself rather than the game. Moreover, the people standing around watching the game have also got to be able to enjoy it." - Shiggy
