| angrypoolman said: 1. mario games why is it that princess peach gets kidnapped by bowser in every single fucking mario game? okay, she doesnt get kidnapped in mario kart and all those sports spinoffs, but those games dont have a story unlike the platformers and rpgs. how about changing things up a bit, like making peach the final boss in a mario game? now that would kick ass. 2. zelda games link has to save princess zelda from the evil ganon or ganondorf like he is called in latter games. as a kid i didnt notice it, but that somehow sounds like a mario game story. nintendo is really fucking innovative! it would be nice to see link going on his own journey for once, without that stupid princess getting in the way. 3. metroid games finally a series in which you dont have to save a fucking princess all the time, but thats probably because the main character is a woman. still, she has that varia suit in every game and you collect almost always the same items and upgrades to fight those nasty metroids. for once, nintendo should give this basic formula a twist, like making samus almost die at the beginning of a game and the only way she is able to survive is to remove that fucking varia suit she has been using for so long. i am sick of always seeing the same stuff. these are just three and the most popular examples i could think of, but there are more. |
1. The did make Peach the final boss (more or less) in one Mario game.
2. Ganondorf is the wizard. Ganon is his pig/transformed self. Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening also did not feature Princess Zelda.
3. Metroid is Metroid because it features Metroid gameplay. What you're asking here is for Metroid to become a different series. It would be like asking Masterchief and the Covenant to suddenly start playing water polo with Kratos and Dante in the next Halo. If you did that then it would cease to be Halo.
