i have been a big nintendo fan in the past, just take a look at my awesome collection of snes games. i have owned every nintendo system including the wii, but theres something that bothers me about nintendo. they always make the same fucking games each generation!
1. mario games why is it that princess peach gets kidnapped by bowser in every single fucking mario game? okay, she doesnt get kidnapped in mario kart and all those sports spinoffs, but those games dont have a story unlike the platformers and rpgs. how about changing things up a bit, like making peach the final boss in a mario game? now that would kick ass.
2. zelda games link has to save princess zelda from the evil ganon or ganondorf like he is called in latter games. as a kid i didnt notice it, but that somehow sounds like a mario game story. nintendo is really fucking innovative! it would be nice to see link going on his own journey for once, without that stupid princess getting in the way.
3. metroid games finally a series in which you dont have to save a fucking princess all the time, but thats probably because the main character is a woman. still, she has that varia suit in every game and you collect almost always the same items and upgrades to fight those nasty metroids. for once, nintendo should give this basic formula a twist, like making samus almost die at the beginning of a game and the only way she is able to survive is to remove that fucking varia suit she has been using for so long. i am sick of always seeing the same stuff. these are just three and the most popular examples i could think of, but there are more.
if only nintendo wouldnt make the same fucking games over and over again, i could enjoy their games again, like in the glorious snes days when those games felt still fresh and new, because they werent so overdone. had nintendo used some different ideas in their games like the ones i suggested above at least once, this entire rant would be null and void. but alas, nintendo is all about the money and they milk their franchises for all their worth. greedy bastards.
