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BoleroOfFire said:
famousringo said:
SHMUPGurus said:
Bear Hugger is my favorite Canadian! <3

Seriously, we all look like that.

 

That's because we all shotgun maple syrup. It puts hair on your everything.

Wait...what???

Okay, that statement wasn't entirely accurate.

Obviously, it doesn't put hair on your everything, because Bear Hugger's scalp is bald, even though the rest of him is quite hirscute. It would be more accurate to say that chugging maple syrup puts hair on your anything. You never know where it might strike!

Sorry for the confusion.



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