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badgenome said:
Quickdraw McGraw said:
badgenome said:
John Koller takes the stage to talk about the PSP, but Shigeru Miyamoto appears and hucks a Nintendo DS at his head, killing him instantly.

Later that same day, Aaron Greenberg is eaten by a shark.

Is there some sort of petition I can sign to help make this happen?

Yes, and thanks for your interest in, and support for, this wonderful cause!

I don't even know who Aaron Greenberg is but i'll sign the petition because you made me laugh and watching people getting eaten by sharks is always fun.

OT:

Zelda Wii

A new core franchise from Nintendo or a reimagining of DK in 3D (didn't like DK64)

A new Metroid for Wii plus a new IP from Retro.

F Zero.

Pilotwings.

Someone besides EA to make good use of WM+.

Something totally unexpected.