Can we finally lay this to rest please?

[Dodece]

After exhausting research I think I have established the software criteria that will bestow a new name for the PS3. The console does well against the 360 in the area of platforming games. So we have a few choices to choose from, and I want some input before we accept the new title. First however the data.

360 11 titles, 8.35mil sold, 2% of titles, 3.5% of software sales.
PS3 12 titles, 6.52mil sold, 2.5% of titles, 5% of software sales.

I am sorry the 360 basically mangles Sony in every genre. This was the only place where I found that Sony actually won. Basically winning on all fronts aside from total sales, but once again Microsoft sells more regardless.

My thoughts.

The Kiddie Box.

This one has real sentimental, and even nostalgic implications. The Sony fans used to love labeling the previous two Nintendo consoles as kiddie. So it should have real burning potential.

The Playground.

Actually sounds pretty deviant. I am torn between this being a pedophiles dream, or one of those creepy fetish shops in the local mall. Either way it plays into the consoles name.

The Furry box.

Platforming games are always the bastion of cute and cuddly mascots. Personally I think its a guy in that suit, and if so he must be a super furry. Plus when a owner talks about jumping in for a play session we can say he or she is jumping into the fur pile.

I want opinions which way should we go with this. Remember a exaggeration is totally grounds to come up with a meaningless slur. So we were told in this thread. So which name will it be, or does anyone have a better one?