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As much as I'd like to place my hopes in Nintendo, I think by this point I've learned not to expect anything from them whatsoever. That way, when their E3 is a bad joke, my hopes aren't dashed, and if hell freezes over and they don't embarrass themselves, I will be pleasantly surprised.

I'm a Nintendo fanboy in exile, so to speak. I want to gush over them and be super excited about their future, but they have done nothing whatsoever to earn it lately. The DS will continue to rule, the Wii will continue to get one good game a year from Nintendo because they are lazy bastards, and they will continue to make Nintendo fans look stupid at E3.