highwaystar101 on 10 May 2009
| d21lewis said: That guy who ALWAYS has a story that's like the story that you tell, except better. Me: I found $5 in my pants pocket after I did the laundry. I'm going to McDonald's! That guy: I found a winning lottery ticket in a strippers g-string. I'm going to Burger King! Me: Fuck you, Guy! |
Oh noes, that's me
