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Neos said:
CNN NEWS :

ECONOMIC CRISIS UNEXPECTEDLY HITS KOREA. THOUSAND AND THOUSANDS OF MEN ARE REFUSING TO GO TO WORK. INVESTIGATION HAS STARTED.

*2 days later*

Cnn reporter : Well Mr lee, why aren't you going to work?

Mr Lee : Starcraft

Cnn reporter : what?

Mr Lee : Starcraft beta

CNN reporter : [...]

*Mr Lee goes back to his computer*

Shush you fool, before those Southerners realize that this is all a grand scheme by the Great Leader of the North to reunite the country in a single day!

Plus, it's North Americans first this time.