Reggie: Satoru, sony are outside copying our motion controls.
Iwata: how long have they been doing this.
Cammy: Whats going on?
Iwata: not now honey, how many?
Reggie:...
Iwata: REGGIE! HOW MANY!
Reggie: One I think.......But microsoft...
Iwata: are they going to make annnucements? ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS REGGIE?
Reggie: there are rumours but I don't fucking know!
Iwata picks up Wii motion+
Iwata: stay right here and be quiet.
Cammy: JESUS!
Iwata: You fanboys just fucked with the wrong bull. You should have learned your place at the fucking E3 of 2008 but you fucking monkeys never get the message.
Kaz: aaaargh.
Iwata: Miyamoto helped us come up with this idea and you are copying it you MOTHER FUCKER! You come here now, after calling the Wii a gimmick? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker! Put the WSR disk in the console. *points WM+ at Kaz*
Iwata: Throw the disk to the dog right now!!!!!
Kaz: ARGH!
That's it! Now say GOODNIGHT well done peach!
This is how I imagine E3 09 to be if these rumours are true.
And yes I am VERY bored of revision.
Endure. In enduring, grow strong.
