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tastyshovelware on 05 May 2009
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Various notes/whatever from recent wwe stuff:

Gold dust looked in much better shape on last weeks raw. I'd say he's dropped at least 20 lbs since re-debuting at cyber sunday last year.

The miz killed it on the mic today. Did a very attitude-era smark style promo. Loved it. Cena came down and did his part selling his injuries. Show spent an eternity beating him down. My question? Why didn't all this end with the miz scoring a pin fall victory?

I wonder, in the fictional world of pro wrestling booking, what Batista's character is doing while a defenseless Cena is getting his ass beat. Getting vain injections maybe.

I'll admit it, I like Batista's intro. I can't help it.

Speaking of Batista, he did his part to no sell to Ted Dibiase. He did like 9 wiggle-legged shoulder thrusts into the corner. What an awful move.

Shane, bless him, better not appear on tv for at least 6 months. In fact no mcmahon should. I say this for a couple reasons. First, I'm sick of Ortan/mcmahon recaps. Remember the hundred times Ortan has taken out members of the mcmahon family? Well, in case you forgot, here's a recap of every single time! The only time it was any good was Steph taking a DDT off the middle rope. Second, Shane just can't keep standing toe to toe with main eventers every week. He should do nothing more then fight upper mid carders at a ppv once in a great while.

I've been meaning to say this for awhile, every day I don't see hornswoggle is a good day. I understand why he's around, I just wish he wasn't.

BTW, in case it wasn't obvious at this point, Dreamer will undoubtedly appear/lose in a hardcore style match for the ECW title at extreme rules (aka. one night stand). When he announced in January that he would retire in June if he didn't win the ECW title, I figured it would all add up to an extreme rules title shot. So it's a little odd that Christian has the strap. Makes me think he's going to lose it in 2 weeks. Personally, though I think Dreamer lacks any real in ring skills, he should have gotten 2 shots at the strap. A standard match at Judgement day and an "in his element" hardcore match at extreme rules. He would lose both and go out on a good enough note.