The Everything WWE Thread

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So, a while back when this thread was started, I listed the top 10 reasons to watch wrestling (those were, in order: 10. jack swagger, 9. Santino and Beth Phoenix, 8. cm punk, 7. Vicky Guerrero, 6. Shelton Benjamin, 5. MVP 4. Edge, 3. Christian 2. Miz and Morrison, 1. Chris Jericho).

Now it's time for the 10 reasons to take a break and come back later:

10. Trips: Don't get me wrong, this guy is good. He can put together a match with most anyone, he's pretty good on the mic, he's in great physical shape. I just don't like him for the same reason I don't like superman. He's too good. As a face, he loses probably 1 in 10 matches and loses clean 1 in 100. Plus, in this modern era where an extended title reign is hard to come by, he holds the strap too often for too long.

9. Nearly the entire divas roster: Aside from Michelle McCool, Gail Kim, and Beth Phoenix, it's just weak. I mean, I like eye candy, but eye candy that can't work shouldn't be in the ring. It doesn't help that they work at 100 mph to fit everything into the >4 minutes they are allowed each night.

8. Extended entrances: Trips, Randy Ortan, Undertaker, R-Truth. Could these guys take longer to get to the ring? If it were a ppv only thing, it wouldn't be a big deal, but it's for every match. Just other reason to miss Austin, he took like 5 seconds to get down the aisle.

7. Theodore Long: I love the guy cause he's been in the business for so long, but man, what an awful gm. As if having a face gm weren't bad enough, I have to listen to a 50 year old guy say playah 10 times a minute.

6. Vince and Stephanie McMahon (as faces): As far as I'm concerned, this is one of the greatest heel duos of all time. They are such perfect heels that they are just awful whenever they turn face.

5. Tiffany: Ugggg, another face gm. She's worse then Teddy.

4. Pop song themes: Kelly kelly, Tiffany, Christian, Maria, probably others. I feel like I'm at a middle school party.

3. The great khali: Impossible to work with. Mildly amusing in his recent face role but that's about it.

2. Koslov: As bad as khali but without the comedic upside.

1. Michael Cole: If you didn't have to listen to him for two hours straight, he wouldn't be #1.... but you do.