Your Mario Kart Wii top 5's

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SmokedHostage said:

Your 5 most favorite tracks?

Your 5 least favorite tracks?

Your 5 most favorite bikes/karts?

Your 5 least favorite bikes/karts?

Your 5 most favorite items?

Your 5 least favorite items?

5 Favourite Tracks

- N64 DK's Junglepark (I don't think I have lost on this track more than 2 times ever)

- GBA Bowser's Castle

- Wario's Goldmines

- Moonview Highway (I don't think I have lost on this track more than 3 times ever)

- N64 Bowser's Castle (I don't always do amazing here but it is sufficiently long to ensure race comes down to skill rather than luck)

5 Least Favourite Tracks

- GBA Shy Guy Beach (the worst track ever in the history of racing games)

- Luigi Circuit (no skills involved here whatsoever)

- Rainbow Road (too long and boring, what a tedious experience)

- Bowser's Castle (I don't think I have ever won against good players on this nonsense of a track)

- Toad's Factory (for some reason I am hopeless on this track)

5 Favourite Bikes/Karts 

I only use two bikes.  Favourite is Mach Bike, followed by Bullet Bike.  I never use a Kart.

5 Least Favourite Items

- Blue shell (I don't know what this nonsense is doing in the game.  Ruins it completely by introducing too much of an element of luck into the game.  You drive flwalessly and then get hit by blue shell at least corner and then people come racing past you.  Blue shell is the most annoying thing in Mario Kart.  More annoying than any other item, any character, track or vehicle)

- Cloud (Annoying to make it to an item box and you get given something that harms you.  If there are only like 3 racers you get it when you are miles away from anyone with no prospect ever of being able to pass it on.  Completely ruins racers that don't have many players).

- Ink think (you can't imagine the frustration you feel when you are down in 8th out of 12th place and get an item box hoping for a star or continuous mushrooms to help you up to about 4th or 5th, only to be given this peace of crap that doesn't affect the other racers in any significant way)

- Fake item box (So many times I have made it to the last set of items and this is what I get given while the bastard behind me gets a red shell.  Well he fires the red shell at me, the fake item box of course doesn't protect me and victory is taken away from me just cause I wasn't given a banana or shell.  That's eral annoying).

- Single mushroom (If you have protection when you get this you have to get rid of the protection to be able to use this and you need to be able to use this to get more items.  So you get rid of your protection, use the mushroom which doesn't take you very far forward and then you get hit by a red shell, leaving you much worse off than if you never got this item).