Sony: 1.bungie has made an exclusive fps which is a halo clone for the ps3
2.New eye toy games to compete against the wii: eye sport, eye fitness, eye kart, eye poke etc
3.Zeus the Greek god reveals himself and shows footage of GoW3 and during the excitement fires a lightning bolt off by mistake killing MS spokesperson and Stevie Wonder who has been hired to demonstrate Wii music 2
MS: buy out GG and announce KZ3 for the 360 with graphics beyond living!
Introduce minority report technology peripheal for 360 for an additional cost of £250
Buy out insomniac and announce next resistance for 360
Bill gates having undergone cyborg surgery enters the venue and kills Zeus with his next generation technology body ( powered by teh CELL). After defeating Zeus he announced GoW 4 for the 360
Buy out McDonalds and announce a new burger called the red ring of flesh
Nintendo: announce new peripheal called the dishwasher, sink and Hoover for bored housewives
Buy out sega and rename themselves nintendo'ga and announce new games super sonic brothers, sonic kart, sonic party, super sonic world and wonic ( evil sonic game)
Since stevie wonder cannot perform, mr miyamoto gives the nunchucks to mr gates the cyborg ninja to, but the cyborg ninjas processors calculate the risk of humiliation in a 1000th of a second resulting in the nunchucks to disappear up miyamotos rear end. The crowd is happy as we learn the nunchucks still work and help create music although placed in awkward places.
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