Little Luigi Losers (it owns the Mega Mario Movement)
Wiki's Whining Withdrawers (that's our flying rat!)
Yoshi's Young Yankees (wow, Yoshi's fangroup is American?)
Ness' Needy Nibblers (we're all tools of the Lucas administration)
Ike's Illegal Idiots (we're against politics)
Roy's Rabid Romancers (Roy's our boy! The FE hero with most potential marriages! Polygami FTW!)
Yes, I know I didn't really answer the OP, but I don't really care.
Corobo's Countless Characters (Corobo is the main character of LKS (I think) Countless can be zero, or "no" or "none", character can also be phrased as "name".
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS







