I mostly disagree with you.
The cutscenes were interesting and I thought the story via comic book was cool.
The controls were a little confusing at first, but by the end of the first stage I was clued in.
Text was too small.
Definitely a game you need to give a bit more of a chance. You can actually make the kills more dynamic if you actually try for that. The whole point is to get creative, use your time and don't rush to the boss.







