Monster Hunter G commercials - LMAO

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If someone wants the translation (I don't guarantee for the translation quality, as I'm not perfect in understanding japanese, the jpn spoken is kansai-ben (a local dialect) + animal-fied (the kitten "meows" within the words) and I'm not that good at english either), here you go:

CM1:
Kitty (Airuu): Can you believe, THAT Mon Hun G will ...
Piggy (Pugi): appear on the Wii.
Kitty: ahh.. come on .. plz ... Mister you are blocking the view..
Piggy: he should stop that, right?
Kitty: yea .. ah Mister, out of the way damnit
Piggy: btw if you connect your Wii to the net, you can enjoy it with your far away friends as if they were with you (or more literally: "as if you'd taken them home with you")
Kitty:lastely.. aeh.. really how often do you want to appear ?
both: Wii starter pack, G + Classic Controller bundle - Monster Hunter G
Piggy: Mon Hun tri-
Kitty: demo (I'm not sure, but there might be some limitation mentioned - it sound's like it could be 1 month or 1/2 month demo or something, but perhaps that's only my imagination)


CM2:
Kitty: o-o-o-omg (a more literal translation would be "it's bad" or "we got problems", but that's not the sense in which it's ment here)
Piggy: what's up?
Kitty: huge news (again not literal) , THAT Mon Hun G will
Piggy: Mon Hun G will?
Kitty:appear on the Wii!
Piggy: appear on the Wii!?!
both: god that's huge (not literal)
Kitty: additionally..
Piggy: oh there's more?
Kitty:if you are connected to the net..
Piggy: ..to the net (not literal - the part he is repeating actually is "are connected")
Kitty: you can play with your far away friends (literal: "you can take your far away friends home with you")
Piggy: ehh.. ? say that again!
Kitty: come on you heard it already
Piggy: yea, yea I heard it - I'm going out to buy it
Kitty: wait, you forgot your wallet
both: Wii starter pack, G + Classic Controller bundle - Monster Hunter G
Piggy: Mon Hun tri-
Kitty: demo


CM3:
Kitty: this is Mon Hun G, which will appear on the Wii
Piggy: let's play a bit
Kitty: replay (?!).. uh.. arg..
Piggy: come on hand it over .. this is how it goes, you do this, that and then this..
Kitty: man, you are awesome
Piggy: and if you have your Wii connected to the net, you can have fun with your far away friends .. take this.. kaboom.. so, hows this?
Kitty: please leave already...
both: Wii starter pack, G + Classic Controller bundle - Monster Hunter G
Piggy: Mon Hun tri-
Kitty: demo