*Looking at a phoenix-feathered wand*
Me: Soriku, come here!
Soriku: Y-yes sir? *Looks worried*
Me: Where's the ToS:KoR trailer Namco promised to show me the weekend? *Looking calm but angry inside*
Soriku: *Gasp* *Gulp* Ehh...errr...the Internet guy hasn't up-uploaded it yet s-sir...!
Me: Call the Internet guy! NOW!
Soriku: *Worried nod*
*Soriku calls Internet guy*
Soriku: He-here's the Internet guy, my lord. May I...leave?
Me: NO! You stay here with him, Soriku.
Soriku: *Gulp*
Internet guy: D-did you call me sir?
Me: *Grabs Internet guy with one hand* WHERE IS THE TOS:KOR TRAILER NAMCO PROMISED TO SHOW ME!!!!!
Internet guy: I was looking for the trailer but the TGS bandwagon already left! Forgive me sir, please!
Me: *Throws Internet guy to the floor and turns around, then quickly turns back and...* Avada Kedavra!
*Internet guy lies dead on the floor, Soriku lets escape a small scream*
Me: You're next if you don't pick him up quickly and throw him out of my sight. *Turns around*
Soriku: As you command sire...*Picks Internet guy and approaches the tent's door* By your leave...
*Soriku leaves the tent while carrying Internet guy*
Me: ...Tales of Symphonia: Knights of Ratatosk shall be MINE!!!!
