Oh, yes, of course Halo 3 will make the Xbox 360 defeat the Wii, and Playstation 3. In fact, because of Halo 3, Xbox 360 will sell a total of 245 million units, and become the greatest selling gaming console of all time. It's Halo 3. You do not argue with Halo 3. Halo 3 is your Master... Cheif... Halo 3 is... It is... It really is... Halo 3 is the sun, the moon, and the stars. Halo 3 will bring world peace. Halo 3 is more important than oxygen.
Why will the Xbox 360 win in Japan? Because of Halo 3. Why will Xbox 360 defeat the iPod? Because of Halo 3. Why did Bill Gates become so rich, many years ago? Because of Halo 3. Why did Christopher Columbus discover America in 1492? Because of Halo 3. Why will the entire world be taken over by gigantic ants in the year 2,032? Because of Halo 3. Why does water evaporate? Because of Halo 3. Why is Halo 3? Because it's Halo 3. Not only does Halo 3 play nice, but it even smells nice! Why? Because it's Halo 3.
What will Halo 4 do? Sorry... I am not worthy enough to talk about that game. Nobody is. It is too sacred.
