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*picks up phone* Hello Nintendo.... Look we've had some great times togeather...Hehe yeah duck hunt....But I have to tell you somthing...I'm leaving you...In fact yes there is somone else...What? I don't see why their color should matter..... How long have I felt this way? Ehhhm I'd say about ten years.... I-I didn't want to hurt you..... I am not a whore! If you could have provided me with the games I wanted I wouldn't need to find satisfaction elswhere.... It's not about the money! You can have the kids. The hell with you too! Bye! *Click*