if 360, ps3, wii were FOOD, hmmmm what would they be

[ameratsu]

wii - caffeine free diet coke with a low carb meal. Tangible, but too trendy and not filling enough.

x360 - dew gamer fuel and lots of cheap greasy pizza. May suffer from heart attacks after multiple sessions.

ps3 - a glass of wine and a very small and expensive but tasty entree from a pretentious restaurant. when you're about to enjoy the wine the waiter takes it back, forcing you to either have no wine, or pay $99 for another bottle.