twesterm on 03 April 2009
Just for fun, this is what he should have said about the games (and only talking about the ones I've played or know something about):
- No More Heroes-- while the art was awesome, the story was fun, bosses were spectacular, motion controls were fun, and combat was fun, the mindless mini games and open world aspect was painful. I don't know why people feel the need that everything has to be a clone of GTA, Gears of War, Halo, of God of War but people should damn well stop it. No More Heroes was fine without the open world sandbox bullshit.
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars-- the Clone Wars? They should have just cloned the Force Unleashed with lower res textures instead of giving us this shitty fighting game.
- Madworld-- Way to give us the beginning of a good game and then forget the other four hours of the game. Jerks. Also, where's my online?
- Elebits-- Oh, just what we need, another game for kids. This game has so much frustrating crap going on and moving around so fast you're wrist is going to be kill you like you just found free access to every porn site out there.
- Animal Crossing: City Folk-- If you're over 18 and you like this game you're a pedophile.
- Wii Fit-- It's not real exercise.
Note-- Yes, I'm being sarcastic and not really serious (well, except for No More Heroes)
