The Ghost of RubangB on 01 April 2009
I would ask for ridiculous superpowers for a year, and then he could have my soul forever. With those superpowers I would do all these tasks in this order:
1) First I would cure all the world's diseases.
2) I would create a water purification system cheap enough to provide the entire planet with clean water.
3) I would nuke Wall Street and build a giant golden statue of myself in its place, with a giant boner.
4) I would create an engine that runs on carbon dioxide and solar power and emits ozone.
5) I would turn the richest 0.1% of the world gay.
6) Then I would kill myself on national TV in a giant fireball, and it would leave a crop circle kinda burn mark shaped like me (with a giant boner).
7) I would suffer in hell for all eternity, and love every minute of it.
But if I could only do one thing, I guess I would turn all bigots into the people they hate. If they hate several groups at once, they would become them all at once, so if you really hated blacks, Jews, gays, midgets, and trannies, then ALAKAZAM, you're a black Jewish gay midget tranny. In any warzone crazy race-switching would go on like crazy and stop the war.
