It's apparently not clear this isn't serious. I'm mocking those threads calling every DS and Wii game a flop, no matter the sales.
One fanboy jerk even called Mario Kart Wii a flop, depsite breaking a million sales in the first week.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








