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palancas7 said:
lol@ The Onion. They did their best to bring the game's metacritic down. (gave it 4.2)
They even start the review with "Sixteen years ago, Nintendo released a bloodless, neutered Mortal Kombat." How full of fail is that?

Wow.  Somebody's stuck in 1993, and are missing out on some great fun because of it.  What a bunch of assholes.

But on the other hand, I'm sure the rest of the reviewers are just going "Oooh tons of blood on the Wii, finally!  9/10!"  (They take 1 point away because it's not in HD.)  What a bunch of assholes.