Rainbird on 16 March 2009
| hotrodx said: Onyxmeth goes to the PS3 red light district, looking for a good time. He's approached by the pimp. "Recommend me something!", says Onymeth to the pimp. The pimp replies: "Well, over here is the dominatrix type. She can whip you to submission! She has every tools of the trade, and arguably does her stuff better. However, the dominatrix stuff is done by too many already". Onyxmeth looks around and notices a lot in S&M gear. The pimp continues: "Here is a fine one. Can do ANYTHING for you. Problem is, you have to make some effort to really make her stand out. I would think she's better off with a threesome, y'know? Coz if you're lazy on the ideas, the other guy would probably give suggestions you'd never think yourself." "Finally, this ones a Japanese cosplayer. You don't see much like her in these parts. You can't easily categorize her: she can role-play but be strategic with it. She's usually ignored, but I assure you she'll give you one unique ride." |
Haha, awesome! xD
