Enoughs enough Nintendo ~ Article That Addresses serious issues Ninty has!

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101 WHEN YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN WII ISN'T IN HD (or just want to whine about Nintendo in general)

1. Call it a rant.
-This gives you the right to ignore all the facts you otherwise would need to take into account.

2. Call Nintendo greedy.
-This will distract the readers from noticing that Nintendo is the only console manufacturer with sustainable business model.

3a. Call Wii old tech.
-This will distract the readers from Wii actually using the same tech, but only with less horsepower.

3b. Call Wii old tech.
-This will distract the readers from the fact that it's the games that sell consoles.

4. Complain about no games coming for Wii.
-Since everybody is going to see through "3b" anyway, you really make this look like an argument because Nintendo isn't announcing their games years before their release.

5. Complain Nintendo milking their old franchises.
-New Zelda, Mario and Pikmin are coming out, and you need to make this look bad by calling Nintendo out for only rehashing these games.

6. Complain Wii having only "casual" games.
-You know the games with new IP:s come out, along with 3rd party games, so you have to call them casual to make this look bad.

7a. Compare Wii library to Gamecube.
-GC was out for five years and had a number of 1st party IP:s. Since Wii is having more of them, refer to "6".

7b. Compare Wii library to Gamecube.
-GC was out for five years and had a number of 1st party IP:s. Call these "hardcore" and if you can't ignore Wii will have the same the same IP:s, refer to "5".

8. Complain Nintendo for not releasing "game X".
-You're running out of arguments, so the best way to make it look good for you, is to complain about games we haven't seen in two decades. Use Kid Icarus and conveniently you have IGN to back you up.

9a. Complain about peripherals.
-Nintendo has released peripherals that add to the experience. Say the peripherals are completely useless.

9b. Complain about peripherals.
-Nintendo has released peripherals that add to the experience and you need to turn this around. Say Nintendo milks the casuals for the peripherals are needed only for the casual games.

9c. Complain about peripherals.
Nintendo has released peripherals that add to the experience and you need to turn this around. Say Nintendo milks the "hardcore" for the peripherals being a must have for future "hardcore" games.

9d. Complain about peripherals.
-Nintendo has released peripherals that add to the experience. Say the peripherals have only potential, before they're out and games haven't yet proven the peripherals.

10. Tell how much you loved Nintendo during the NES-GC.
-Ignore the facts that you never owned any Nintendo console and what Wii is doing now, is the same thing Nintendo did with NES.

Congratulations! Now you know how to make yourself look good in the eyes of the "hardcore". Go ahead and try it out yourself. Bigger virtual penis guaranteed!