thekitchensink on 09 March 2009
Halo 2. Coagulation. Online Team Slayer match. Me and my two friends are tooling around in the Warthog (with me driving). I'm driving like a crazy man over the hills, and we're swerving everywhere. They keep telling me to slow down and follow the path, but I don't.
I see an enemy two hills over, and make a break for him. As I near the top of the hill that lay between us, he pulls out the Rocket Launcher. "Oh, shit!" indeed. I was going too fast to stop, so I tried to swerve as he fired.
The Warthog did a classic mid-air flip, the rocket flies through the small space between us and the ground, we land on the shooter, and keep driving.
Thank you.
*bows*
Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?
Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off. I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."
