Wii: It's not your fault...

[jake_the_fake1]

I see, how about a different more dark perspective:-

Wii It isn't your fault that you an inferior peace of tech, I blame your maker, you were like a baby with issues in your mother womb and the parents had an option to have an abortion but due to there beliefs didn't go ahead with it, and now because of that you came into the world the way you are.

you should hate you parents, if it were not for their drinking and crack smoking habits you would of come into this world healthier and stronger than you are.

The popularity you have thus far burdens your empty soul, they praise your weakness and love you for it, just as they praise and love any other retarded child, but you know this isn't what you want, nor how you want people to remember you by.

I would put a bullet through your head right now if you'd like to end it all, but alas it's against the law, however, you do have the power to end it all your self. Here's a rope, I'm sure you have the processing power to know what to do with it, use it well and don't look back.

Fair well my miserable nephew, I hardly knew thee.