madskillz on 06 March 2009
I dunno about Canada, but if you cross the bridge in El Paso from Mexico, the BP agents have automatic machine guns. I wasn't flip with him.
However, for the brave ones, here are 7 things to tell BP agents:
1. I killed them all, and I hope they burn in HELL!
2. I smell swine - got some BBQ sauce?
3. Nice weapon. At the al-qaida camp, we used the same weapons!
4. Even after a couple dozen doughnuts, you still fit nicely into your uniform.
5. Tase me - I dare you.
6. If you fight me, you better pack a lunch.
7. Anarchy NOW! (extra points if you get kicked in the nards)
